I Am Not President

Well, it looks like I am not the next president. Turns out I really was part of the mushroom scandal. It didn’t take people too long to figure out who took the pictures. Oh and the video of me running down the street in my underwear screaming “Who stole my Froot Loops!” didn’t help either. Oh well. As I learned from the ever insightful South Park, it doesn’t matter who you vote for, you’re going to get a turd sandwich or a giant douche anyway. I guess I should start preparing my self for war. I am still well below the age to not get drafted and we are going to need more soldiers eventually. Bush is just stupid enough to reinstate the draft and take us all down with him. I would gladly serve and fight for my country, but fight in a meaningless war is another thing. I’m no patriot, but I love this country and would do whatever it takes to defend it, but only from a clear enemy and for good cause.

Enough with the America rant. What have I been up too? Nothing really, we are just continuing the never ending search for a house. We either find the house we like, but it’s the wrong location. We find the right location, but then the house is all wrong. We are about to give our real estate agent a heart attack, but hey that’s what they get paid for. It will all come together, I hope. Other than that, I’m just staying alive and working. Arrrrgggg….work!!! It is the busiest time of the year for me. Open Enrollment! I loathe this word. Every question under the sun people could ever ask about their benefits and how to change them. Add on the fact that no one ever wants to do anything for themselves and you have a rough picture of the horror that is my job. The good thing is that it only lasts three weeks. The bad thing is I work lots of hours and am very busy.

On a lighter note, I watched the new Star Wars trailer on Friday. Man it was awesome. I got goose-bumps just watching it. “Lord Vader” “Yes, My Master” “Rise…..” This is going to be my new favorite line from all the movies. My wife, much to my personal protest, bought me Star Wars Battlefront. I didn’t want her to get it for me, because I new how much time I would waste playing it. She is an awesome wife though, and bought it for me anyway. I had lots of fun wasting away a Saturday systematically destroying the rebellion with an army of imperial troops.

Well that is about all I can remember from the last few weeks. I will see you hippies later.


- Dr. Worm

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Chiefs: 3-5 (When does the horror end?)
MWM: 1-7 (On track to upset the number two team in the devision!)
Jazz: 3-0 (A bright spot in my world of sports)
U of U: 9-0 (An even brighter spot. I long neglected to throw them on here.)