Mushroom Scandal Exposed!

The pictures speak for themselves. Obviously my running mates are under the influence of a strong Mushroom based drug (as diagnosed by an outside doctor). How else would you explain the above actions? (bottom left)You can even see Baren consuming said drug. No, this is not a party horn, even though it appears to be one. (top left)Mr. Me is seen in relations with another man. He obviously would only do this under the influence of the above-mentioned drug, unless there is more that we don't know about this candidate. (top right)He also appears in a very strong state of paranoia. This is a common side effect of said drug (as diagnosed by an outside doctor). (bottom right)Motley Crew!?! This one is self-explanatory.

The above pictures are all clear evidence of participation in the Mushroom Scandal by my opponents. Would you trust allegations that come from people whose minds have distinctly been warped from over exposure to elicit drugs.

More importantly, would you want them to be your president. His wife hates mushrooms and so does Dr. Worm.

Mushroom free and ready for Presidency.

- Dr. Worm

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Chiefs: 2-5 (Ran all over the Falcons!)
MWM: 1-6 (Getting ready for the off season.)

BREAKING NEWS!!!

This just in! Sources close to the Dr. Worm campaign have confirmed that eye-witness pictures were taken of Baren and Mr. Me during the Mushroom Scandal. These pictures prove the involvement of both of the candidates in this scandal. They also exonerate our candidate of all wrong doing, because who is going to trust someone involved in this scandal. When questioned about the incident Baren replied, “I don't remember anything about it, believe it or not”. When questioned about not remembering and this being linked to effects of mushroom use, as confirmed by outside scientists, Baren stated, “just enough to make you forget” and “appaernty, I had enough to make me forget how to type, too”. Note the obvious error in “apparently”. APPARENTLY, the mushroom scandal was not just a thing of the past.

Stay tuned for the campaign breaking pictures…

- Dr. Worm

I Love Halloween

I finally found a pic of last years Halloween costume. This is my Pumpkin head costume. The head is a real carved pumpkin and the hands are made from real vines. I walked through the mall wearing this and scared the crap out of several children and people. Mr. Me can bare witness of this event. It won me the scariest costume award at my work. My own dog was afraid of me and tried to bite me several times. It is not the world’s best pic and doesn’t do much justice to the costume, but it is all I got.

Now you see my predicament. I have two years of good costumes (I will post the one from two years ago as soon as I can find a pic) but have absolutely no ideas for this year. As I mentioned before, I am pretty good at putting things together at the last minute, but want to make this year even better. Please support me in my effort and e-mail any ideas to the above address.

Thanks hippies.

- Dr. Worm

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Check This Out: Wishing Bird (Extreemly funny! Please watch.)

Chiefs: 1-5
MWM: 1-5 (Yep, lost to the worst team in the devision. I think I will follow Baren and become a full time gamer instead of a football fan.)

Football Depression

I know its been a while and you probably want to know what I have been doing lately. Too bad! First you get to hear me rant about football. Ha ha ha ha, cough...hack...sputter...HA!!!

I know not too many of you reading this are as big of football fans, or even like football for that mater, but it is something I really like, so there. You now get to hear me whine about football. In particular the Kansas City Chiefs, incase you have not figured out that they are my favorite team. WHAT THE YIFF!?! 1-5!?! That’s right 1 win and a pile of losses. Last year they get three losses and thirteen wins. What happened? That is something I have asked myself and several Chief hating Broncos fans, you know who you are, have also asked. I can give a few reasons.

The first thing is injuries. Yeah I know, they should not make or break a season. Good teams still prevail even if they are bit by the injury bug. Look at New England last year and Minnesota this year. It hurts a team pretty bad too lose a key piece of a juggernaut offense that plowed over teams last year. The Chiefs were decimated by wide receiver injuries. Just when they think they have a guy who can come in and fill in the gap for a fallen team mate, that player also ends up injured.

Next is winning on all sides of the ball: defense, offense and special teams. Last year the Chiefs were consistent on all sides of the ball, with the exception of defense. The defense still created lots of turnovers, even though my grandma could run 80 yards and score a touchdown on them. The defense is also starting a whole new scheme. With Cunningham returning the D-Fense has to start all over again. This usually takes time. They gave the offense a chance to get more points and score off of the turnovers. Offense, not much to say about this the numbers tell the storey. What happened to Dante Hall? Teams know how to play him now. He is no longer taking them by surprise. Has he lost his magic? I don’t think so. I think he will still amaze us. He is a good football player and that usually doesn’t just disappear.

Finally, and probably the most important piece, offensive line. Yeah they only lost one member, but that is huge. Tait was a key part of this O-Line. Yeah he should not make the difference, but when you have these guys playing for almost three years straight and then split them up. That is tough. Still this is one of the shining stars of the Chiefs team this year.

The Priest, Gonzo, and The Magic Man need some Vermeil magic. Dickey is the man who can keep them on track. The coach is the leader and the one who needs to keep their heads and hearts in the game. They can’t give up. I am not giving up. Not on a team that had 10 straight wins last season. True they are only 2 loses away from a long winter break, but I believe in this team and I know they will come through. Am I right about the above problems, probably? Are their other problems I didn’t address, maybe? I am not an expert, but this team is better than what their record says and we will see that change really soon.

- Dr. Worm

Features
Chiefs: 1-5
MWM: 1-4 (Still waiting on the results of this weeks game. My opponent is trailing by 26 points, but has three players left to play. Cross your fingers for me.)

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Ever get a parking ticket for no real reason?

Help Dr Worm Find A Halloween Costume:
Only two weeks to go people and I am still at a loss for what to be for Halloween. I know I am the king of last minute ideas and pulled something off last year, but that was two close for comfort. Only one weekend left to get ready and I am still searching for an idea. Bad news! Please send your support, check or money order, to the Dress Dr Worm Up foundation. J/K :) All I want is your ideas people. Get that grey matter burning. I have a title to defend. I will post pictures of my past masterpieces to let you know of the fame and prestige I have built up in the past.

Reaching Out

Errr….I have been busy lately. Work, stuff, some other stuff, more work and that thing I had to do. We are also intensely searching for a house. We made a bid on one a few days ago and we are hopping it goes well. I know there is a lot more stuff I should be catching you up on, but no. It’s time for something different for a change.

I seem to experience a very strange phenomenon when it comes to people I know or have known. It happens with friends, family and the occasional acquaintance. I don’t have a word for it or an explanation. It is kind of like a “small world huh” kind of thing, but more than that. So, here is what happens. When I have known someone or met someone that leaves an impact or impression on me, I tend to not forget them. This is a feet in and of its self as I tend to forget everything. They are usually people I have known for several years or months. The first thing that happens is the person leaves. This seems to happen a lot. After the person is gone I start over analyzing their departure. It seems to run through my head over and over again and almost driving me insane. I tend to say things like “I wonder what so and so is doing?” or “Whatever happened to so and so?” Sometimes I try and reach out, but usually it’s too late and I don’t have valid contact information anymore. Time passes on with me obsessing about what happened to the person and then it kind of tapers off. Now is when the said phenomenon usually kicks in. I go through a spell of intense questioning and obsessing about the whereabouts and happenings of this person. It is almost always shortly after this, that this bizarre phenomenon tends to happen. I will get a phone call out of the blue. I will run into the person in a store or mall. I will see them on the news or read about them in the paper. It is a bunch of other weird things like this. Eventually my over analyzing, extreme curiosity and anxiety about this person will lead to a chance encounter or contact. It is like there is some thread or unseen connection that I put on the person and eventually it leads to me getting back in touch with the person. I don’t know if it is me or some higher power trying to ease my trouble mind. We are all connected, I think, in more ways than we know and there is a system more complex than we could ever comprehend, that shapes our lives.

One such resent example of this happened with my friend Baren (He probably does not want me to disclose his real name at this time). We parted on bad terms and he left to join the military. Several attempts to contact him and nothing came of it. I wonder and wonder what happened to him and then, BAM, the phenomenon. I finally get back in touch with him. I now await the physical contact, as he lives some distance from me, I am not sure when this will be. So now you know about this strange phenomenon that happens when I loose touch with people. This is also something to think about when you are like “He never calls or e-mails. He probably isn’t even thinking about me.”

That is all hippies. Sorry for the wait.

- Dr. Worm

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Chiefs: 1-3 (yep they finally won their first game)
MWM: 1-3 (also winning their first game)

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Help Dr. Worm Find A Halloween Costume:
It is not very long to Halloween hippies. I need your help in finding a Halloween costume. Please post ideas or e-mail them to me. I have won awards two years in a row at my work. I am trying to keep the streak alive. Thanks