The pictures speak for themselves. Obviously my running mates are under the influence of a strong Mushroom based drug (as diagnosed by an outside doctor). How else would you explain the above actions? (bottom left)You can even see Baren consuming said drug. No, this is not a party horn, even though it appears to be one. (top left)Mr. Me is seen in relations with another man. He obviously would only do this under the influence of the above-mentioned drug, unless there is more that we don't know about this candidate. (top right)He also appears in a very strong state of paranoia. This is a common side effect of said drug (as diagnosed by an outside doctor). (bottom right)Motley Crew!?! This one is self-explanatory.
The above pictures are all clear evidence of participation in the Mushroom Scandal by my opponents. Would you trust allegations that come from people whose minds have distinctly been warped from over exposure to elicit drugs.
More importantly, would you want them to be your president. His wife hates mushrooms and so does Dr. Worm.
Mushroom free and ready for Presidency.
- Dr. Worm
Features
Chiefs: 2-5 (Ran all over the Falcons!)
MWM: 1-6 (Getting ready for the off season.)
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