This just in! Sources close to the Dr. Worm campaign have confirmed that eye-witness pictures were taken of Baren and Mr. Me during the Mushroom Scandal. These pictures prove the involvement of both of the candidates in this scandal. They also exonerate our candidate of all wrong doing, because who is going to trust someone involved in this scandal. When questioned about the incident Baren replied, “I don't remember anything about it, believe it or not”. When questioned about not remembering and this being linked to effects of mushroom use, as confirmed by outside scientists, Baren stated, “just enough to make you forget” and “appaernty, I had enough to make me forget how to type, too”. Note the obvious error in “apparently”. APPARENTLY, the mushroom scandal was not just a thing of the past.
Stay tuned for the campaign breaking pictures…
- Dr. Worm
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I'll be waiting patiently.....
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