Attention Holiday shoppers! Hey hope your holiday shopping is going as well as mine has. I just purchased a new GPS and it rocks! I got lost driving around parking lots, but no more. I am hooked up and directionally competent, thanks to a tiny box with a screen and digital voice. Sometimes electronic devices are the only friends a guy can get, and this little guy does not disappoint.
In other news, I have been thinking about how crappy most chick flicks are. I think this is on my mind since my wife has been watching the Gilmore Girls way more than is healthy for a husband to be exposed to. I love my wife, and am glad she is happy watching it, but I am suffering from second hand exposure. It has gotten to the point, get ready to go into super mocking question Dr. Worm's manhood mode now; that I am actually concerned about what is happening in the plot line. Yep, please kill me now. This is how you know when you have reached rock bottom. The friggin’ Gilmore Girls. Please someone help me. This is not the good kind of guilty pleasure. This is the wash my brain out with soap kind of guilty pleasure. I do not, I repeat, DO NOT; watch this show on my own. If I did, I would have to hurt myself. I will go to a chick flick with my wife, because I love her and have a good time being with her. I also want her to be happy and not have to be exposed to all my geeky pleasures, all the time. They are pretty sappy and very cookie cutter. I just wish sometimes they would mix it up a bit, so I have composed a list of possible chick flick titles I would like to see in a theater near me. Hope you enjoy, and if I do not post again before the holidays, HAPPY FREAKIN' HOLIDAYS HIPPIES!!!
The list of NEW chick flicks:
We Met at a Train Wreck
I’m Dating Your Plumber.
The Vacuum Salesman and I
She Fixed My Motherboard
Awkward in Arkansas
Alone During an Autopsy
What About Your Mom
Your Friend Has More Money
The Lady From the Convent
Our Summer on Probation
He Was Still There When I Woke Up
Pretty Enough For a Second Date
- Dr. Worm
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Your homework is to go look for some fun holiday flash sites, and report back to me. I may have some spare time to kill at work and will need something to do.
5 comments:
Yeah, I'd like to see some of those movies released as well. Merry Christmas from Atlanta, you bastard.
Dude, my wife watches Gilmore Girls too. It's like an insidious cult. The dialog is so freaking inane. What does it mean? I don't know! Make it go away. We had this problem before a few years ago when a show called Roswell was on. This was a big put-on, because although there was some SFx in the show, it was basically a big soap opera where everone was dating everyone else. "The love that can never be." (Gag me.)
Let's form a support group for husbands of brainwashed ladies who cannot make smarter TV viewing decisions. We can get together, once a week, drink decaf, watch Stargate SG1 and commiserate.
(Strippers anyone?)
Well put, Anonymous. Lets get together and work on the framework of this support group. We need to get everything in place to get our wives together, somewhere where we are not, to watch this show together. Then we are free to do other important things, unmolested by the mindless blathering of the Gilmore Girls. I wonder if we can also work in some sort of "husbands of wives that shop" side group...
So, when are you gonna update? Looks like you changed your template, but that may just be my browser.
Let us know you're still alive, man.
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