Did I mention I love this time of year? It’s like for one month, or around that amount of time, people are happy and festive. They typically stop being mean and for a short time celebrate this peaceful time of year. It’s the only time of year you can hit a guy in the nuts and he will look up, while doubled over in pain, and with a festive look in his eye exclaim, “Merry Christmas, asshole!” OK, so that is an over exaggeration, but it is close to this example. Holiday shopping has not been too bad this year. I have been able to find parking with little to no parking lot brawling. I have got some good deals and will spoil my wife this year. It’s great. The evil winter gods have also looked down on me in this time of cheer. NO SNOW! Yep, not happening and hopefully, knocking on all available wood, it will not until at least Christmas day. This is the one day that snow is exempt from my typically ranting and all around hatefulness.
Anyway, grab a cup of wassail and get your candy-cane ass out and do some caroling. It’s Christmas time.
- Dr. Worm
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