Where is Mr. Me?

Help us find Mr. Me.



We interrupt your regularly scheduled post to bring you the following breaking news.

We have recently been told that my good buddy, Mr. Me, has come up missing. Please help me to find him. He is about six foot, give or take a few inches. He is very skinny and kind of sickly looking. He was last seen on 10/23/04 campaigning or something like that. Click here to view his last known whereabouts.

We are hoping that he is okay and did not disappear in some horrible campaign accident. If you have seen Mr. Me, please tell him to come back. There will not be any reward for any information contributing to the recovery of said missing individual. We are hoping you will help us out of the kindliness of your heart.

If you would like to help out in the search, please post any information about his whereabouts by clicking the “Comments” button after this post or on Mr. Me’s post for Saturday, October 23, 2004.

That is all. Stay tuned for additional updates.

- Dr. Worm

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Monday

Well, it’s Monday again and I am back to work. I don’t particularly hate Mondays. It’s a fresh start and I am a sick morning person, and Monday is like the morning time of the week. I am very tired though and coffee is my only friend right now. This week should not be too bad. My wife surprised me with a trip to long beach, Wednesday and Thursday. We will be flying there on Wednesday Morning. It is only a few days, wish it was longer, but it is still a trip. I love to fly. I could get on a plane and fly just for the fun of flying. The nostalgia of flying has never worn off for me. I am like a little kid and still enjoy every minute of it.

Christmas was still a success this year, even with the unfortunate events of the week before. Our family pulled together and it was a great holiday. My wife spoiled me, as always, and my attempts to spoil her were feeble in comparison. Oh well, it’s not how much you give or that you give anything at all. It’s the spending time together and loving each other that’s the important part. Love your family and remember them on Christmas. Love is not an expression of wealth or possessions; it’s an expression of time and thoughtfulness. You don’t need to spend a lot of money or any money. You just need to let people know you love them and care about them. It’s hard in the current state of our world to remember this, but our number one focus should be on the greatest gift to mankind. This gift is unconditional love.

Hope you had a happy holiday and remember to hug your loved ones.

- Dr. Worm

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Cheifs: 7 - 8 (See you next year. No playoff run for KC.)

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Pa

Sorry for not posting anything these last few days. I know you have been waiting for more holiday cheer, but we have been low on that this year. My grandfather, Gordon Gilbert Brundle Sr., passed away this past weekend. We have been morning his loss this week and had the funeral yesterday. It was a very nice procession.

I will miss you pa. You were the hardest working man I have ever known. We all said you would work until the day you died and you did just that. My entire work ethic is taken from watching you. I will try and live my life more to the ideals that you taught us all: be honest and fair with everyone, enjoy what you do and treat everyone with respect.

We love you grandpa. I hope you are having fun building extensions on your house in heaven.

Pa’s obituary can be found in the Salt Lake City Tribune or Click Here to view it online.

- Dr. Worm

12 days until Christmas

Did I mention I love this time of year? It’s like for one month, or around that amount of time, people are happy and festive. They typically stop being mean and for a short time celebrate this peaceful time of year. It’s the only time of year you can hit a guy in the nuts and he will look up, while doubled over in pain, and with a festive look in his eye exclaim, “Merry Christmas, asshole!” OK, so that is an over exaggeration, but it is close to this example. Holiday shopping has not been too bad this year. I have been able to find parking with little to no parking lot brawling. I have got some good deals and will spoil my wife this year. It’s great. The evil winter gods have also looked down on me in this time of cheer. NO SNOW! Yep, not happening and hopefully, knocking on all available wood, it will not until at least Christmas day. This is the one day that snow is exempt from my typically ranting and all around hatefulness.

Anyway, grab a cup of wassail and get your candy-cane ass out and do some caroling. It’s Christmas time.

- Dr. Worm

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Christmas Update

I am approximately 95% finished with Christmas shopping. I can’t wait for Christmas. This is my favorite holiday. I love the atmosphere and holiday cheer. Yeah, there are some holiday negatives, but for the most part all is good with the world around Christmas. I can even tolerate snow, for the most part. Yep, it is the most wonderful time of the year, as was accurately captured in song. We sang Christmas carols last night while traveling home from a Christmas party. I love Christmas. I am hopping that as many of my family as is possible will be in town for Christmas. I know a lot of them already came for Thanksgiving and will not be able to make it, but holidays are a lot better when spent with family.

If you are wondering what to get me for Christmas, don’t be afraid to be a last minute shopper. Return of the King (extended version) comes out on 12/14/04 and The Simpsons (season 5) comes out on 12/21/04. This gives you plenty of time to buy and wrap these great gifts. Hint, hint. I am easy to please, so don’t feel pressured to get these for me. I would be happy with just spending time with my family and don’t really care if you get me anything or not.

15 days to Christmas!!!

- Dr. Worm

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I LOVE THE WINTER!!!

Yippeeee!!! Winter is finally here. I am so happy I can barely stand up.

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!!! Thanks, I needed that. I HATE WINTER! It is so cold that I have to fight polar bears for my own blankets. It is so cold that spiders were ice skating in my shower this morning. It is so cold it makes the Chief’s defense look hot. It is so cold that I can’t move my fingers enough to post something on my BLOG. Yep, it is the worst season of all and a slow spiraling depression that won’t end until after January rolls over and dies. Spring please come sooner rather than later.

Anyway, time to catch you up on things. Thanksgiving was a great success. I ate and ate and then ate again. I love a holiday were gluttony is encouraged. Two thanks giving dinners in the space of a few hours. I am such a pig. Every member of my immediate and extended family was in state for this joyous occasion. It was awesome to see everyone again. We took a great family photo, thanks to the fantastic skills of Mr. Me, and everyone, but a few missing family members, were captured on film. We also got to see our long lost, but recently found, fantastic friend, Baren. We got a great photo, again thanks to Mr. Me, of all the old crew. I almost forgot Black Friday. It was another great shopping year and we survived the most hectic shopping day of the year. We got some great deals and showed off our mad shopping skills. It was great, except for the freaking cold. Can’t complain too much, because this year was mild compared to last year.

The one good thing about the weather getting cold, which is until stupid, black hole, evil and worst month ever, January, gets here, is that we have the holidays. I cannot wait until Christmas. I love the holidays and the gift giving.

Well, I got to go. The penguins are making popsicles out of my raspberry ice tea again. See you soon snow hippies!

- Dr. Worm

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Chiefs: done and done 3 - 8
MWM: also done 2 - 10
UofU: What a Game! 11 - 0
Jazz: What happened? 8 - 7