Birthdays

It’s that time of year again. Birthdays. They are everywhere in September. My wife, my dad, my brother, sister, sister in-law, nieces, nephews, grandparents, cousins, aunts and uncles. Wheeeeeew! Yep, they don’t call it Labor Day for nothing, as my wife would say. I practically have to take out a small loan. It is almost as bad as Christmas.

I bought my wife her present earlier today. I got her a gift certificate to a local spa. She had mentioned that she wanted to get her done and a facial. I though this would be perfect. She also mentioned she wanted to get our pictures taken, so I figured she could get the spa treatment and then we could go get pictures. I also wanted her to be able to relax (very much needed, especially when you have me as a husband). I picked up the certificate at Gardner Village, a local historic site/outdoor shopping center. It was all decorated for Halloween (I love Halloween. More to come soon.). I then headed to my parents house to drop off my Dad’s gift. I forgot to call him on his birthday. Man I am terrible. I got him an NFL Record book and a chunk of change. He was happy and I gave him extra, since I forgot to give him something on Father’s Day. I told you I was terrible. He really liked the gift and was not upset that I forgot.

I could not keep my wife’s present from her as I was too excited. I gave her the gift early and she loved it. It was perfect and just what she needed. Good, because she is very hard to shop for. Not because she is hard to please, but because she has a lot of stuff. I am very glad I made her happy and so was she. She is looking forward to using the certificate and I may have to buy her more in the future. Fine by me, as long as I know what to get her.

That is all Hippies. No birthday cake for you!!!
- Dr. Worm

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