Today marked the end of Mr. Me's visit. I was very sad to see him and my cousin go. In case you did not know, Mr. Me is my best friend, almost like my little brother. I have never had a whole lot of friends and he is one of them that have stuck by me from the beginning. He is a wiz when it comes to computers and has provided me countless hours of tech support. We have a lot in common, we get along very well and we can laugh about things that aren't even funny to other people. It's mostly the little things I miss. Oh well, that is what life does to us. It rips us from our nice cozy shells and throws us out into the world naked and exposed. Oh yeah, sometimes it gives us ice cream too.
To celebrate their final night here we went out for ice cream. I ordered a "Brownie" sundae. That's right, a "Brownie sundae. Why the emphasis on "Brownie" you ask? Well it's because they tried to pass off chocolate cake as "Brownie". One of my favorite desserts of all time is "Brownie" covered in vanilla ice cream. Yep, my mouth is watering just thinking about it. But NOOOO, instead I get soggy chocolate cake that they tried to disguise as "Brownie". This is almost as bad as putting Mayo on my cheeseburger. If it isn’t "Brownie" don't call it "Brownie". So I did what any loving husband in this situation would do, I whined and ate most of my wife's ice cream.
Well I will see you hippies later. Have a safe and happy trip Mr. Me.
-Dr. Worm
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Stupid Person Of The Day – This guy: http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040830_1037.html
I am not against drinking or people who drink; just stupid people who drink.
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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Monday, August 30, 2004
The Return Of Mr. Me
What a happy day. Best friend and his new wife, my cousin, came back to town. After not seeing them since their wedding it was good to see them again. We went to the Old Spaghetti Factory and enjoyed tasty Italian food. The best part was catching up on everything that had happened since we last saw each other. I especially liked the part where they described the horror of seeing their car, which we so graciously decorated, after their wedding. (Picture and Video Coming Soon. Click on Mr. Me's Emporium link in the favorites section for more details.) After dinner we went to Mr. Me's parent's house to look at their wedding photos. We then sat down for a nice family game of Guillatine and then Split. (I will post links to info on these games if I can find them.) We talked and played into the we ours of the night and then we went home. That is all. See you next time hippie.
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Stupid Person Of The Day – Our President
Question: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and the state governments?
THE PRESIDENT: Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.
Mr. Madison (insert Mr. President), what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Stupid Person Of The Day – Our President
Question: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and the state governments?
THE PRESIDENT: Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.
Mr. Madison (insert Mr. President), what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Sunday, August 29, 2004
Not A Whole Lot To Report On Today
Today was a pretty uneventful day. I guess that is good after the day I had yesterday. I just relaxed and took it easy. I hung out at my in-laws house for a few hours and we all laughed at online picture jokes from a website my sister-in-law found. (JollyGoodJokes.com)
Until next time, have a great day.
-Dr. Worm
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Until next time, have a great day.
-Dr. Worm
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Saturday, August 28, 2004
What A Busy Saturday
Hello all, it's me again. Just wanted to give you a snap shot of what I did today. The day started with me preparing for my Fantasy Football draft (Check out my favorites for a look at my team, should be updated soon). After this, it was a trip to my Aunt's house to pick up some medication to take up to my Grandma, who was camping in Coalville. After picking up the meds I went to pick up my brother in-law (from about 13th east and 86th south to about 60th south and 60th west). We hopped back into the car and then zoomed up to Coalville stopping only to grab some grub and drinks at McDonalds. Coalville is located about 20 miles from Park City, if you didn't know. We arrived in Coalville to our very great full and relieved Grandmother. She then had us run her into town for some groceries (about 1 mile away from their camp ground). She bought her groceries and candy bars for us. We then took her back to her camper and went on our way.
It was only a quick stop at the house, we had to grab stuff for the Fantasy Football draft, and then it was off to Cedar Hills (just north of Provo) for the actual draft. One small hook up, we were locked out of the house. The locks on the doors had just been changed and we did not have the new key. CRAP! We had less than 45 minutes to get to the draft. We finally got into the house, thanks to some ingenuity by my brother in-law and some quick thinking. We grabbed the supplies for the draft and jetted down the road. Special thanks to Microsoft Streets (I guess M$ is good for something) for guiding us to a place I had only been one other time (last years draft). We made it safely, despite our unlawful speeds, and even had a few minutes to settle in. The draft went very well and I am pleased with my new team.
It was now time to go home. We are greeted, when we arrive at the our car, by several melted candy bars and watered down beverages. Oh well, just want to get home. Long day...(yawn)...gotta rest. CRAP! Freeway is closed for construction. *&)#^%!!! Detour!!! Well, we are right by my mom's house, so lets stop and say "hello". We are greeted with a warm welcome and pizza. That stopped the obsessive rumbling in my stomach. We then relaxed for a while and watched the Olympics. My dad gave me another Bicentennial Quarter, to add to my collection, and we discussed details of the draft. It was FINALLY time to go home.
We arrived home, OK, and played a little Madden 2005. It was not long after we had settled in, that my sister in-law promptly informed us that there was a high-speed chase that ended in our neighbors yard. A WHAT!?! We walked out side to flashing lights and a crowed of neighbors. Yep, some guy fought the law and the law won. There was his truck, on top of a squad car. OK, not on top, but backed well into the squad car. Broken glass, tons of cop cars and an ambulance crew; everything needed for a good episode of COPS. News crew pulls up, and the crowed starts to dissipate. Time to go inside and see what footage is shown on the news.
Man I am tired, and even more tired after telling this story. The lesson is, when you are sitting at home saying, "Hmmm...I wonder what my good friend is up to and why he never answers his cell phone or wants to hang out", you will understand what some of my weekends are like. Hey, I'm not making this stuff up. This is all factual and can be verified by any of the above named parties. I'm going to bed. If you don't believe me, then you're a hippie. Good Night!
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Check This Out - This is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Just click on the link and you will understand. WARNING - The following material may cause fits of uncontrollable laughter and should not be read if pregnant or operating heavy machinery. View at your own risk!
Enjoy: ILL Mitch
It was only a quick stop at the house, we had to grab stuff for the Fantasy Football draft, and then it was off to Cedar Hills (just north of Provo) for the actual draft. One small hook up, we were locked out of the house. The locks on the doors had just been changed and we did not have the new key. CRAP! We had less than 45 minutes to get to the draft. We finally got into the house, thanks to some ingenuity by my brother in-law and some quick thinking. We grabbed the supplies for the draft and jetted down the road. Special thanks to Microsoft Streets (I guess M$ is good for something) for guiding us to a place I had only been one other time (last years draft). We made it safely, despite our unlawful speeds, and even had a few minutes to settle in. The draft went very well and I am pleased with my new team.
It was now time to go home. We are greeted, when we arrive at the our car, by several melted candy bars and watered down beverages. Oh well, just want to get home. Long day...(yawn)...gotta rest. CRAP! Freeway is closed for construction. *&)#^%!!! Detour!!! Well, we are right by my mom's house, so lets stop and say "hello". We are greeted with a warm welcome and pizza. That stopped the obsessive rumbling in my stomach. We then relaxed for a while and watched the Olympics. My dad gave me another Bicentennial Quarter, to add to my collection, and we discussed details of the draft. It was FINALLY time to go home.
We arrived home, OK, and played a little Madden 2005. It was not long after we had settled in, that my sister in-law promptly informed us that there was a high-speed chase that ended in our neighbors yard. A WHAT!?! We walked out side to flashing lights and a crowed of neighbors. Yep, some guy fought the law and the law won. There was his truck, on top of a squad car. OK, not on top, but backed well into the squad car. Broken glass, tons of cop cars and an ambulance crew; everything needed for a good episode of COPS. News crew pulls up, and the crowed starts to dissipate. Time to go inside and see what footage is shown on the news.
Man I am tired, and even more tired after telling this story. The lesson is, when you are sitting at home saying, "Hmmm...I wonder what my good friend is up to and why he never answers his cell phone or wants to hang out", you will understand what some of my weekends are like. Hey, I'm not making this stuff up. This is all factual and can be verified by any of the above named parties. I'm going to bed. If you don't believe me, then you're a hippie. Good Night!
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Check This Out - This is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Just click on the link and you will understand. WARNING - The following material may cause fits of uncontrollable laughter and should not be read if pregnant or operating heavy machinery. View at your own risk!
Enjoy: ILL Mitch
Friday, August 27, 2004
Who Is This Guy And What's This Dr. Worm Thing?
Well, I’ll tell you who AND what! Dr. Worm is the name of a song by the most awesome band in the whole world, They Might Be Giants. I stole, with pride, this great name for my BLOG. I wanted Mr. Me, but my arch nemesis already had it and promptly called me a nickname stealing hippie. Oh well, Dr. Worm is better anyway.
Well that long bit of information above says who Dr. Worm is, but who am I? Well hippie read the below information, connect the dots, calculate where Pluto is in relation to Venus and you will have about as much information on who I am as I do.
1. I am not a hippie.
2. I am 24 years old.
3. I do not like Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip. Just ask any unfortunate fast food attendant that happened to slip some on my cheeseburger.
4. I am happily married. Sorry ladies.
5. I do not like watching Soccer.
6. I am a very good looking man, with lots of charm and sophistication.
7. OK, I am none of the things stated in #6.
8. I am very hard to get to know and that is part of the reason for this BLOG.
Sit back, relax and I will take you on a journey through my life: past, present and future. No peaking or using your mind reading abilities. If I don’t want you to know something, I have my reasons.
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Attack Of The POD People
Well that long bit of information above says who Dr. Worm is, but who am I? Well hippie read the below information, connect the dots, calculate where Pluto is in relation to Venus and you will have about as much information on who I am as I do.
1. I am not a hippie.
2. I am 24 years old.
3. I do not like Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip. Just ask any unfortunate fast food attendant that happened to slip some on my cheeseburger.
4. I am happily married. Sorry ladies.
5. I do not like watching Soccer.
6. I am a very good looking man, with lots of charm and sophistication.
7. OK, I am none of the things stated in #6.
8. I am very hard to get to know and that is part of the reason for this BLOG.
Sit back, relax and I will take you on a journey through my life: past, present and future. No peaking or using your mind reading abilities. If I don’t want you to know something, I have my reasons.
Features (NEW - Just bits of stuff to entertain and inform you)
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Check This Out:
Attack Of The POD People
Thursday, August 26, 2004
In The Beggining, There Was Blog
Wow, I never thought I would be doing this. Letting people have even a glimpse into the life that is me, is just somehow wrong. I feel dirty and the dirt is not coming off. Oh well, I have started this and I guess I better go through with it. I hope to dazzle everyone with my exciting, action packed, fast and dangerous life. I wish it were all of these things. I hope I can be somewhat entertaining; long enough to keep you reading and hopefully long enough to keep you coming...back for more. This will be especially entertaining for those of my family members who choose to visit this BLOG. Please help contribute to the success of this site. If you think it stinks, let me know. You can help make this a better place and fuel the discussion or something like that.
This is my procrastination disclaimer. I apologize in advance if this BLOG is not frequently updated. I have a hard enough time remembering to dress myself in the morning, let alone write in this BLOG. Does anyone else feel a breeze?
Anyway, please read about my life and hopefully learn something new in the process. Thanks.
This is my procrastination disclaimer. I apologize in advance if this BLOG is not frequently updated. I have a hard enough time remembering to dress myself in the morning, let alone write in this BLOG. Does anyone else feel a breeze?
Anyway, please read about my life and hopefully learn something new in the process. Thanks.
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